I got confused between Nottingham and Knotting Hill. Is that bad?

This is where I was on Wednesday.

Note: Actually, I was there, on Wednesday morning and then at night. But if you look to the left of the picture, you'll get a clue to where I was.

Give up? Loser. The answer: London!

Why London, you might ask? Well, the reason is simple:

EEEEMMMMIIILLLLYYYYYYYY!!!!!

That's right, I got to see a Emily last week! YAYAYAYAY! (For those whose memories don't go that far back, Emily and I were in Beijing together.)

The first thing we did was go to Harrod's. That's right, we have our priorities straight. Aren't the puppies so cute?!

We also went to Buckingham Palace.

Trafalgar Square.

Big Ben

Westminster Abbey.

But mainly, the object of the trip was to eat. Let's be real, it's us you are talking about...so we had Wagamama for lunch, ice cream as a mid-day snack, and then sushi (from a conveyor-belt place, of course!) for dinner.

And the winning picture of the day...

Us with our ridiculously expensive, but delicious ice creams at Harrod's ice cream bar. Aren't we so good-looking?!?!

(Actually, there is a story behind that: Both Emily and I don't take the most amazing of pictures...so we give the camera to the ice cream bar guy and he takes the photo and kinda goes "wow". And I'm already like, oh shit, I probably have 10 chins and Emily's eyes are probably closed, too. So when we saw the photo we were happily surprised. I mean, if we weren't sitting infront of him, he'd probably think we were attractive! :)

You Guys...I Think She Licked My Eyeball...

That is Twiggy

Once again, there is a long post in the works, but I'm too lazy to do a real update right now. Therefore, I will give you a picture taken today of me and Twiggy, the directrice of SB's dog. She is a 3.5 month, slightly neurotic Jack Russel terrier. She also peed on the floor in the computer room, and tried to lick me from head to toe. It was love at first sight, obviously.

(Don't worry, Riley, you are still my favorite dog ever though. (Sorry Lucy...))

Nom Nom Nom

So the joke that I say when I'm taking photographs (that really isn't a joke...) is that in 10 years when I look back at my photo's I'll remember what I ate, but not who I was with...

Minus the mussel photo, the rest have been taken at the "final" meals I've been having over the past week. Because literally everyone is leaving (minus Willie), we've been doing LOTS of meals together. Awww. The first photos are from Cafe du Marche, the second group from Berganmot (?).

Mussels! This was an amazing lunch (with Sharon, Leo and Trevor) where we had 2 huge bowls of mussels, fries and a beer for 12 euros! We might not have made it into class after that....

Molten Chocolate cake, that I split with Nick.
I think this was Hannah's truffle pasta.
Janet's roast chicken
Brian's Duck Confit
Kendall's steak
Trevor's artichoke app. He was actually posing to be in the photo...and Sarah was like, "Don't be dumb, Michelle won't take pictures of you, only your food."
My duck magret. Amazing.
My Shrimp app.

Basically, I'm always really satisfied with my food from Cafe du Marche (mine from that night wasn't pictured - steak tartare - but it's an amazing CHEAP! cafe, around the corner from me). The second place was nice as well, and had a higher quality of food (and price). I do however really need to watch what I'm eating again...because I've been going whole hog for the last couple of days...and I WILL come back 50 lbs heavier if I don't watch it...

The Younger Sister I Never Wanted...

There are times when everyone goes out to do other cool things and leaves me and Priscilla by ourselves for dinner.

Normally, this is on a school night, and there's no real issue. We finish dinner, put away the stuff, then go into our respective corners of the house. Amusingly, this means that Priscilla watches 4 hours of television TV/goes on Facebook instead of doing her homework. I am doing the same thing, except that because I am the older, more mature "sibling", I sometimes leave for a couple of hours to "prendre une verre" with my friends.

A couple of months ago, the following conversation occurred on a Wednesday night:

Priscilla: What are you doing tonight?
Me: I'm going out. Why?
Priscilla: Uh...well...I'm gonna go out for a couple of hours too.
Me: (gives her a look) Do your parents know?
Priscilla: Ehh...Have I told you that you are my favorite person who has ever stayed with us?
Me: OK! Have a good time! Don't get killed! Byeee!!!

Well, the last part didn't exactly go like that, but I told her I was leaving and that she should make the right life choice.

I came back later that night around 1 am and saw that her bedroom door was closed, and I assumed she made it in safely.

The following day, I was talking to Priscilla (we were walking behind Madame and Monsieur, en route to the car) and I asked, "How was last night?"

Madame, with ears of a bat and the intuition of a mother who has had 5 children goes, "What did I hear? What did you do last night Priscilla? I thought you were doing your homework?"

Priscilla looks at me with deer in the headlight eyes, so I pause, then respond:

"Well, when I left last night, she was watching Gossip Girls in English, without the subtitles, and I know how hard that is for her."

And Madame goes, "Well, I wish you were doing your homework Priscilla, but at least you were being semi-productive and trying to improve your English."

If I was not Priscilla's favorite foreign student before that moment, trust me, I am now.

Anyway, where I'm going with this is that 10 minutes ago, Priscilla goes, "What are you doing tonight?"

Friday nights for Priscilla are "supposed" to be work nights, and then she is allowed to go out on Saturday nights (until 2 am! What the hell! I NEVER stayed out that late when I was in high school, and even now I'm normally in by 2! And I'm almost 21!).

My response: "Well...I came in really late last night, so probably something low-key, or I'll just stay-in..."

Her answer: "You know I think of you as a sister right...?"

Me: "I should've had you write my French essays for me this past week, in exchange for all I do for you...."

...I think when I leave the apt, she will be the person I miss the most...!!!

Things I've Learned (Part Deux)

...another list with things I've learned since the first posting of "Things I've Learned"...

1. You don't always have to read the assigned reading.
2. Don't watch your host mother cook - because when you see that THERE IS CREME FRAICHE IN EVERY SINGLE THING WE EAT.
3. The best days are days you can eat outside
4. Streaming shows on the internet are the best time killer.
5. Don't admit to your hosts that you have literally slept the whole day away.
6. Don't admit that you are only able to recognize where you live by the key pad outside the front door. And then, don't admit that you walked past where you live 3 times because they updated the key pad and you didn't know any other landmarks...
7. When the illegal immigrant at the sandwich shop corrects your French, smile and accept the correction. Remember that you speak English better than he ever will.
8. The same goes with being corrected by an 8 year old.
9. 10 euro steak tartare does not equal food poisoning. It equals DELICIOUSNESS
10. Blog posts are the best form of procrastination.

Summer Plans

As many of you have noticed, I have stated several times that I will be staying in Paris until mid-July. It's not because I am trying to leave American permanently (if anything, this year has made me realize how much I love the USA), but because I have found an internship here for 6 weeks. (When I say "I found" I really mean, "Thank you Mike & Heather".)

I will be working full time from June 1 to July 11, then coming home July 13. If you are in the area, please let me know! I already know I have 2 visitor for sure, plus Caty (...you better be coming Rooommmmiiieeee) so at least I'll be occupied during the weekends.

Where does this leave me with Sweet Briar? Well, tomorrow starts Finals Week (damn, that went quickly!) and then I'll be done with everything on Wednesday. A week from then, the 27th, I will be in London for the day seeing Emily (from Beijing) and then I'll be a working girl for the rest of the summer (insert joke here).

Don't worry, the blog WILL continue (though I won't be blogging on work) until the end of my time here so there is an additional 6 weeks for entertainment for all!

...and now I should probably study...

Umm...coupez mes chevaux? oops..mes cheveux?

I know, it's hard to be as attractive as me. (Prior to haircut)
Yep, still really, really attractive! (After haircut)

If you get a Skype account, you too can see all my attractive facial expressions!

So 2 weeks ago I decided to get my haircut. And when I say "I", I mean my mother suggested it, my friends suggested it...and then I stopped brushing my hair 'cause I didn't have enough patience to get out all of the knots. And it was 2 days after that, that I decided I REALLY needed to get a haircut.

Back story:

My hair has almost always been at the length that it is right now (after cut). But while I was in China, I let it get long and it looked REALLY REALLY good. Mainly because there's almost no humidity there so I was tricked into believing that I can have long hair. LIES. I came home in December, got my hair cut right before I left in January - but didn't cut it short, I kept it long-ish. WELL - France isn't the same as Beijing and my hair started to get crazy long (and puffy)! But, I actually got some compliments on it too, which is why I kept letting it get longer and longer. (Heather's comment at the time (March): it looks luxurious!)

But the days went by and it started to triangle out...and my roots started showing. I'll admit it, I've been dying my hair since 8th grade. And then once I decided to stay here in Paris until mid-July, I knew I couldn't wait that long for a touch-up. So my decision was easy:

Me: EVAAA!!! I need a place to cut my hair.
Eva: Ok.
Me: Where do I gooooooooooooo?
(10 minutes later)
Eva: Thierry Lothmann. Use Mendi.
Me: Well that was easy...

2 days later:
(on the phone, at the Sweet Briar Office)
*Bring Bring*
Lady: Allo?
Me: Umm...est-ce que je peux faire une rendez-vous pour une coupe et les meches?
Lady: Oui.
Me: OK. Le nom c'est Jay. G-A-Y.
Lady:...Ok....
(give details, hang up)
Sarah: You never learned the alphabet, did you?
Me: Ummm maybe? Once?
Sarah: Do you realize you spelled your name "G-A-Y"?
Me: Fuck my life.

(The letters "g" and "j" are switched in French, Sarah assured me it's a common mistake. As did Jenny, who on the first day of SB spelled her name: Genny Kanj...)

2 days after that:
Went to the salon, got my hair did, and am actually pretty pleased with it! My hair was getting too long (Mother commented: It was starting to look a bit like Alice in Wonderland), so I'm glad I did it now instead of waiting for July, back at home.

YAAAAAAAAY for using French in real life! YAAAAAAAAAAY!